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A Quirky Guide to Expat Life

Saturday, February 6th, 2010

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    I recently gave a speech about 11 things they did not and will not teach would-be expats. I talked about how feel-good, commission-hungry estate agents created a generation of expats with no concept of reality and how this “dream” set them up for failure in the real Spain.

    Rule 1: Expat life is not fair – get used to it!

    Rule 2 : Expats and Spaniards alike will not care about your previous life. They will expect you to accomplish something in expatshire BEFORE you are respected. Able seamen become admirals, DIY enthusiasts become Master Builders. Shelf-stackers become supermarket magnates. Nobody cares – get used to it. They will expect you to pay your round.

    Rule 3 : You will NOT make 60,000 euros a year as you come straight off the plane. You won’t be employed and you won’t get a contract until you earn both.

    Rule 4 : If you think the UK is tough, wait till you try Spain.

    Rule 5 : Villa cleaning is not beneath your dignity. A previous generation of expats had a different word for villa cleaning; they called it opportunity.

    Rule 6: If you mess up, it’s not your neighbours’ fault, so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

    Rule 7: Before you arrived, the traffic police weren’t as tough as they are now. They got that way from dealing with expats with no paperwork, no insurance, no ITV and listening to you bang on about how you thought you were in the right. So before you abuse another officer to his face or on a forum, try getting your UK car registered here. Just because you have not done it for 7 years does not make it legal.

    Rule 8: The UK may have done away with winners and losers, but Spain HAS NOT. In the UK, they have a welfare state that supports people when they fall. They’ll give to you as MANY TIMES as you want to – housing benefit, disability allowances, single-parent allowances, job-seeker allowances, free dental care and a NHS service that has got itself on its knees with more administrators than surgeons. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in Spain.

    Rule 9: Expat life is not divided into seasons. You don’t get summers off from paying bills and very few landlords or mortgage lenders are interested in helping you “FIND YOURSELF IN SPAIN”.
    Do that on your own time. Do that with your own money.

    Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the bar and go to look for work. The prices on “A Place in the Sun” are pre the introdcution of the euro ….and it rains!

    Rule 11: Be nice to Spaniards. Chances are you’ll end up needing one to help you. LEARN SPANISH……………………………………………you will not integrate and prosper with just English.

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    The Basics of Spanish Cookery

    Friday, February 5th, 2010

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    Spanish food is low in fat, colourful, delicious and adaptable. It’s also very easy to cook, as most Spanish recipes rely on good quality ingredients, cooked simply to bring out the natural flavours in the food. The Spanish don’t smother their food in sauces – they have complete confidence that the ingredients will speak for themselves.

    Vegetables in Spain are harvested when they are ready for eating. They don’t ship half-ripe vegetables around the world to sit on supermarket shelves for weeks on end; the Spanish have more respect for what goes into their stomachs. Everything you buy in Spain is ready to use, and this makes such a difference to the flavour of the end product. If you don’t believe me, take a trip to your local market and try some Spanish recipes soon.

    I hope I’ve inspired you to create your own Spanish masterpieces in the kitchen. If you’re not sure where to start, here’s my checklist of indispensible ingredients and how to use them.

    Olive Oil This is the most important ingredient in your Spanish kitchen, and it has so many uses. You’ll see a bewildering array of oils in Spanish supermarkets, but the choice is simple. Go for extra virgin first cold pressing, and select oil with a nice dark green colour. You don’t need to spend a fortune on your oil, but don’t bother with anything other than extra virgin, as you may be disappointed with the results. Oil is used for cooking, marinades and salad dressings, and if the Spanish want to put anything on their bread, they’ll opt for olive oil rather than butter.

    Olives ; Another Spanish ‘must have.’ You can buy them in jars and tins in the supermarket, or loose on market stalls. They come in all shapes and sizes, and can be stuffed with peppers, anchovies, garlic and almonds, among other things. Use olives in salads and place dishes of various olives out for tapas when you have guests. Olives are also used in recipes for chicken and fish. If you’re cooking with olives, rinse them in water first to ensure they’re not too salty for your purposes.

    Tomatoes Like olives, the tomatoes in Spain come in all shapes and sizes. There are beef tomatoes, vine tomatoes, plum tomatoes and cherry plum tomatoes, which are delicious halved in salads or threaded on cocktail sticks with olives and chunks of yellow pepper as an instant tapa. Many Spanish recipes call for tomatoes, and the Spanish have a unique way of preparing them which brings out their flavour and ensures you don’t spend ages fishing tomato skins out of your culinary masterpiece. Grate rather than chop your tomatoes before adding to soups, stews and other recipes. It’s quicker, easier and safer than chopping, and helps to thicken sauces and soups without the need for cornflour. For a quick, easy Spanish breakfast, toast a baguette, drizzle over olive oil, spread with grated tomato and season with sea salt and freshly ground black pepper. Delicious!

    Tomato Frito Don’t look for tubes of tomato puree in Spain – you won’t find it. Buy tomato frito in tins or jars, and store in the fridge for up to a week after opening. Many recipes call for this, but it also makes a delicious snack spread on toast, topped with fried or poached mushrooms and seasoned with black pepper and ground chilli flakes. For those days when you want a change from Spanish food, tomato frito makes a great pizza topping, or use it for the basis for a pasta sauce.

    Peppers Red, green and yellow – make sure you always have some available for your Spanish cooking. For a different, more intense flavour, roast the peppers in a hot oven for about half an hour before use. Halve the pepper lengthwise, remove the seeds, stalks and ribs and toss in olive oil. Season and roast until pepper is soft and edges are slightly charred but not burned black. Great in a red pepper soup or Gazpacho.

    Lemons Hold some back from the gin and tonic, because lemons make a great accompaniment to fish and chicken. Marinade a fresh or frozen tuna steak in lemon juice, black pepper and freeze dried parsley for about 30 minutes. Coat with olive oil and wrap in foil, making sure you leave air space for the fish to steam. Cook in a hot oven or on the barbecue for 10 minutes or so, until fish is opaque and flakes easily. Delicious, and tuna is so much cheaper here than in England.

    For tasty chicken, mix together olive oil, lemon juice, sea salt, black pepper and chilli flakes. Marinade chicken breast fillets for up to 2 hours in the fridge, then barbecue or pan fry.

    Garlic If you ever wondered why there are no vampires in Spain, it’s because virtually everything is cooked with garlic. You can even buy garlic shoots in the market, which resemble spring onions but are pink at the bottom. The Spanish eat them in salads. The garlic cloves are bigger and the flavour is stronger than you may have been used to in England, so experiment to find the right level for you. You can always add more, but you can’t take it out of the finished dish! The Spanish love fresh crusty bread and Ali Oli before a meal. Making your own is easy. Buy a good mayonnaise, then add loads of crushed or grated garlic until you can smell it coming. Make sure everyone has some, though!

    Paprika A much more gentle spice than its close relative, chilli. Many Spanish recipes call for paprka, and it’s great for adding flavour without heat to soups and stews. I always add paprika to omelettes and scrambled egg, and it’s a great way to perk up egg mayonnaise.

    Saffron The most expensive spice in the world, but believe me, it’s much cheaper here in Spain. Saffron is a must for paella, but to keep the cost down, the Spanish will also add yellow food colouring. (Amarillo – no, not the place in the Tony Christie song; Amarillo is Spanish for yellow!) Don’t fall into the trap of substituting turmeric – it will give your paella a bitter flavour.

    With these basic ingredients, you’re ready to roll in your Spanish kitchen. For more recipes and ideas, visit my website, Simply Spanish Food. Here’s the link, and Buen Provecho!

    http://simplyspanishfood.youk.uk.com/

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    Night Life in Barcelona

    Thursday, October 8th, 2009

    The city of Barcelona itself has a population of just over 1.6 million, with more than double that in the outlying areas.

    A quintessentially Mediterranean city, Barcelona was home to the 1888 World’s Fair, which catapulted the city onto the international scene as an icon for culture and the arts. Today, the city is a riveting study in contrast: Modern skyscrapers reflect their shadows over the city’s Gothic center, which is preserved, almost completely intact; historic Barcelona is a maze of narrow streets, while the 19th century Eixample district, for example, is a perfectly ordered grid. Locals speak Catalon as well as Castillian Spanish, another reflection of the city’s dual heritage.

    If you like history, Barcelona is a perfect choice, as you can take advantage of a dizzying array of historic not to mention culture, religious and culinary. (Do keep in mind that like most of Spain, Barcelona observes a daily siesta, so be sure to double check hours of operation for museums and city tours before you venture out.)

    However, if you’re coming to Barcelona for a taste of its nightlife scene, or even if you’re just curious about the city’s renowned late-night culture, then you definitely won’t be disappointed.

    The evening’s activities are usually kicked off with a leisurely and social dinner, which starts no earlier than 9 PM. Barcelona is famous for its restaurants, many of which fuse international cuisine with a local, Mediterranean flare be sure to check out a tapas place or two! After dinner, you can head out to one of the dozens of typically Catalonian champagne bars. Then, following the suit of locals, a discotheque is next on the agenda. Or, for a more authentic experience, you can check out a flamenco club. Barcelona also has countless live music clubs, with a wide range of world musical styles. You can even find more than your fair share of karaoke clubs.

    If you are visiting in the summer and are interested in a slightly more refined experience, you might want to check out the Sonar Music Festival, usually held in June. Barcelona is also home to Catalonia’s largest symphony orchestra, the Orquestra Simfonica de Barcelona i Nacional de Catalunya (OBC), which performs seventy-five concerts per season at its new home, the l’Auditori.

    Sports enthusiasts are also sure to love nighttime in Spain, as that is when the city’s star football and basketball teams come to life. The FC Barcelona sports club is best known for its football team, one of Europe’s largest and a two-time winner of the UEFA Champions League.

    At the end of long night of dining, drinking, dancing or cheering on your favorite footballers (an intensely ruckus experience, especially in the football obsessed Barcelona), visitors will find an array of accommodation options to retire to. While Barcelona certainly has numerous luxury hotels including some of Europe’s highest rated the city also offers ideal accommodations for visitors on a budget even a shoestring one.